Mark Twain Newspaper Quotations

The plan of the newspaper is good and wise; when you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one

He was as shy as a newspaper is when referring to its own merits

You try to tell me anything about the newspaper business! Sir, I have been through it from Alpha to Omaha, and I tell you that the less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.