Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin
Conscience takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides.
It takes me along time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
It usually takes me three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you
It takes an enemy and a friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart. The one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you.