Mason Cooley Money Quotations

Lovers' quarrels are not generally about money. Divorce cases generally are.

A budget takes the fun out of money.

I am only interested in money because everyone else is.

The perfect pleasure: money is neither fattening nor immoral nor illegal.

When money disappears, we soon understand the power of absence.

I love money, but will money ever love me in return?

Money is a better tonic than Geritol.

Money gives me more energy than all the Granola bars in the world.

Money comes to life as it is spent.

Unlike art and sex, money always arouses interest.

Expenditure now attracts fame as conquest once did.

When love and adventure are finished, it's nice to have getting and spending to fall back on.

The worship of Mammon may be vulgar or immoral, but it persists while other religions falter and disappear.

Beggars beg to get money, not to reproach the passerby.

To understand someone, find out how he spends his money.