Milton Berle Education Quotations

Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.

I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.

Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?

It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!

One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.

The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.

When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"

For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.