Milton Berle Men Quotations

A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.

My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!

This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"

Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?