Milton Berle Son Quotations

There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.

I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.

My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?

I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.

My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.

My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.