Mort Sahl Men Quotations

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.