Norm MacDonald Knows Quotations

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.