Ogden Nash Dog Quotations

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.

Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed by milky eye. She seems to pant, Time up, time up! My little dog must die, And lie in dust with Hector's pup; I So, presently, must I.

A dog's best friend is his illiteracy.

The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.