Oscar Wilde Married Quotations

I was disappointed in Niagara -- most people must be disappointed in Niagara. Every American bride is taken there, and the sight of the stupendous waterfall must be one of the earliest, if not the keenest, disappointments in American married life.

The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married.

In married life three is company and two none.

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.