P. J. O'Rourke Invented Quotations

Liberals have invented whole college majors - psychology, sociology and women's studies - to prove that nothing is anybody's fault.

The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.

We Americans, who invented traffic, are always being startled by the forms into which it has evolved around the world.

I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.