Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bruce McCall

You can parody almost anything.

Al Yankovic

I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

Ted Rall

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody.

Leonard Cohen

You have to keep cracking yourself open or you become a parody of yourself.

Charles Spurgeon

I can find ten more who will die for the Bible for every one who will actually read it.

Kurt Vonnegut

I have had all I can stand of not taking myself seriously.

Cat Deeley

I can't dance at all by myself.

Bob Saget

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

Bette Midler

Me, I'm just a hack. I'm just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.

Deborah Smith

What do you call love, then?" Someone I can't live without.

Charlotte Rampling

I can occupy myself quite easily with what's going on inside me.

Charlie Watts

I never weigh myself. But if I put my trousers on and they don't do up, then I don't eat until I can.

Bill Johnson

I can't afford to have thoughts in my head about me that God doesn't have in His.

Billy Connolly

I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.

Brad Williams

Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.

Toby Shook

Obviously, the tactics offended some people and he quit doing it after that.

Suzanne Vega

He was the first person I ever saw live on stage, and I was really offended by everything he was doing,

David A. Bednar

To be offended is a choice we make; it is not a condition inflicted or imposed upon us by someone or something else.

Noam Chomsky

If you are not offending people who ought to be offended, you're doing something wrong.

George Herbert

None is offended but by himselfe.

Patsy Cline

Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the the ones I keep to myself.

Dick Durbin

I offer my apologies to those that were offended by my words.