I have a boyfriend who knows how to settle me. He puts his...

I have a boyfriend who knows how to settle me. He puts his hand on my chest and tells me boring stories. On one of our first nights together I woke up apologizing for my snoring and he pulled out two earplugs he had worn to bed so he could hear what I was saying.

Amy Poehler Quote About Night, Hands, Two: I Have A Boyfriend Who...

Quotes from famous authors

Popular tags & topics