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football smart
We have a smart football team, and they understand, Joe Gibbs
football intelligence level parts poise three trying win
When you're trying to win a playoff-caliber football game, you need to have all three parts play at that level. Not only the level of play-making ability, but also the level of poise and the level of intelligence or smartness. Mike Tice
football guys looking people team wondering
We want guys here we've got guys here who want to have people looking at them and wondering what our football team is about. Mike Shula
football running heart
I realized it might be possible to do such a thing, run for money, trot for wages on piece work at a bob a puff rising bit by bit to a guinea a gasp and retiring through old age at thirty-two because of lace-curtain lungs, a football heart, and legs like varicose beanstalks. Alan Sillitoe
football making-money made
I did not come into football to make money. I had already made millions. Alan Sugar
football luck england
There is a lot of luck in football. Following England is like following Wycombe Wanders or Leyton Orient. You hope for the best and hope you are lucky.
football missing chewing
I've got a great life that I really enjoy. But there is something chewing at me inside: that adrenaline rush from football, I miss that. Alan Shearer
football cartoon watches
I didn't watch cartoons, I was too busy playing football.
football never-say-never wanted
I have never wanted to go abroad before but you can never say never in football.
sex bisexual bye
Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye! Carol Leifer
sexy beach fun
Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a nude beach? Thought it would be all sexy and hot. Oh my God, what a flubber fest! Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked - didn't make me want to take off my clothes, made me want to take out my contacts.
sex eggs salt
Retrospectively, I would agree with Luis Bunuel that sex without sin is like an egg without salt. Carlos Fuentes
sex freedom men
[On Sophie Germain] When a person of the sex which, according to our customs and prejudices, must encounter infinitely more difficulties than men... succeeds nevertheless in surmounting these obstacles and penetrating the most obscure parts of [number theory], then without doubt she must have the noblest courage, quite extraordinary talents and superior genius. Carl Friedrich Gauss
sex reconcile
There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them. C. S. Lewis
sex men belief
I have always detested the belief that sex is the chief bond between man and woman. Friendship is far more human. Agnes Smedley
sexy real dark
If you can socialize from the privacy of your desk at night in a dark room, you can be a smoother, cooler, funnier, sexy, more everything person than you actually are in real life. Aaron Sorkin
sex fun people
Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex, it's more fun with someone who really likes it. I can't imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food. Alan King
sex eggs pleasure
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
gay kind late
My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.
gay names two
We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of the plane that delivered the weapons was the Enola Gay. Do you know why? Because we wanted them to know that they were about to get boned in the ass. Carlos Mencia
gay skeletons expectations
There was a gay fiction among us that we were constantly enjoying ourselves, and a skeleton truth that we never did. To the best of my belief, our case was in the last respect a rather common one. Charles Dickens
gay sea san-francisco
I love San Francisco and Brighton has something of San Francisco about it. It's by the sea, there's a big gay community, a feeling of people being there because they enjoy their life there. Brian Eno
gay singing angst
The Smiths are singing and someone says "Turn that gay angst music off. Bret Easton Ellis
gay thinking sight
It's important not to lose sight of the fact people of all sorts are still putting themselves at risk. It happens to straight and gay, single and married. I have never been comfortable thinking of AIDS as something that 'other people' get. Brande Roderick
gay two people
We shouldn't just allow gay marriage. We should insist on gay marriage. We should regard it as scandalous that two people could claim to love each other and not want to sanctify their love with marriage and fidelity. David Brooks
gay fighting years
I'm for gay elopement, not for gay weddings. I've been with my boyfriend for twenty years. I don't feel like that would validate our relationship in any way. But I would really fight for someone else to have the right. Just elope, though, please. David Sedaris
gay giving care
The good thing about being gay, though, I always believed, is that you didn't make anyone go to a wedding. Nobody wants to go to a wedding. Nobody. It kind of bothers me now that you have to go to gay weddings, too. I don't care. It's still a wedding. And I would give anybody double gifts if they would elope.