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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
known maybe offensive phone return saw since sports tickets turned tv
When I turned on the TV one day and saw he was the offensive coordinator for the Patriots, the first thing I thought was ... Charlie? Wow, maybe I should have known that since I'm in sports broadcasting. Of course, now I try to get tickets and can't, and he doesn't return phone calls. Bob Golic
known
The dead are often known to eat 27 and 53 David Almond
known square
This will not be known as the Times Square of the West, ... Times Square will be known as the l.a. live of the East. Alex Padilla
known success
Had we known that the price that we would have to pay for this success, we never would have wanted it. Jermaine Jackson
known nonlinear terms
There are challenges in terms of the measurement of VAR for what are known as nonlinear derivatives, where things like gamma and vega are important dimensions of the risk. John Hull
known number sailing
We have a number of sailboats in the club, and we don't want to be known as just a powerboat club. We want sailing people, too. Dave Taylor
known loves man opens platform speak spends time
My greatest platform is not with all my degrees, everything else, it's not all my books, everything. It's that I'm known as a man who loves his wife and spends time with his children. That opens more; I speak as a daddy. Josh McDowell
known
Once a thing is known,it can't be UNknown. Chris Crutcher
known people
If you are well known at something else, you get points for doing stuff which lots of other people do, and much more, and they don't get any points at all. You get over-praised, over-credited. Tom Stoppard
post versatile
She is a versatile player, and she can do a lot of different things. She can post up as a guard, and she can shoot, too. Michael Perkins
posture portions
Our posture NOW defines our portion later! Bradley Cooper
postal priority system
My first priority will be postal system reform, Junichiro Koizumi
posted tonight
Tonight we posted another win. Now they know where we're at. Alex Rodriguez
posted town
My father was an agricultural economist. In 1989 he was posted to Mbarara, a small town on the Uganda-Rwanda border. Giles Foden
post solve
I started working on ribosomes when I was a post doc, in 1978, when it would have been impossible, really, to solve it. But, it was just a fundamental problem in biology. Venkatraman Ramakrishnan
post secretary state
I am sorry to be leaving the post of secretary of state for Scotland. Des Browne
postal save time
It is time for Congress to save the Postal Service, not dismantle it. Bernie Sanders
post quick stop
We planted a post back to stop those quick attacks. Brooke Svendsen
stuff
I'm so crazy now about 'organic' and 'fresh' and stuff that's 'free range.' Theo Rossi
stuff technique speech
I've discovered this new electronic technique that creates new speech out of stuff that's already there. Brian Eno
stuff produce ready
The point about working is not to produce great stuff all the time, but to remain ready for when you can. Brian Eno
stuff too-much
Whoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff. David Mitchell
stuff tvs
There's a lot of great stuff on TV. David Giuntoli
stuff done records
When I make records, I never listen to stuff after it's done. Ever. David Sanborn
stuff has-beens
Some of the best stuff in all my movies has been improv. Catherine Hardwicke
stuff difficult evaluate
It's very difficult for me to evaluate my own stuff. Carole King
stuff wells vamp
I love playing the vamp, and I get sent out for a lot of that stuff, maybe because I do it well. Jamie Luner
twitter
If I had my way, the woman I marry, she wouldn't be a part of Twitter and she wouldn't be on Facebook. Lance Gross
twitter
I've never really been into social media - I don't have a Facebook; I don't do Twitter or Instagram or anything. Banks
twitter wrestle
I don't have a Facebook page and I don't think I will but Twitter for me is a way to take control of the message. Kind of wrestle it back. It's something I'm enjoying. Tom Colicchio
twitter
Twitter is the samizdat of the 21st Century. John Knapp
twitter
I don't know how old my phone is, but it was only $10. It is a nice subconscious way of not having the Internet at your fingertips... e-mail, Twitter or Facebook. Andrew Luck