Famous Quotes & Sayings

Brandon Sanderson

Personally, I say, "Out of the frying pan and into the deadly pit filled with sharks who are wielding chainsaws with killer kittens stapled to them." However, that one's having a rough time catching on.

Jim Gaffigan

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny.

Suzanne Collins

No wonder I won the Games. NO decent person ever does.

Suzanne Collins

If you die and i live there's no life for me back in District 12. You're my whole life. I would never be happy again.

Suzanne Collins

It must be very fragile, if a handful of berries can bring it down.

Suzanne Collins

That if desperate times call for desperate measures, then I'm free to act as desperately as I wish.

Suzanne Collins

Sometimes things happen to people and they're not equipped to deal with them.

Suzanne Collins

You know, you could live a thousand lifetimes and not deserve him.

Suzanne Collins

So it's you and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans.

Carlos Mencia

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

Dave Barry

I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.

Cher

Meryl Streep is an acting machine in the same sense that a shark is a killing machine.

Ashley Scott

Watching Jaws just scared the living daylights out of me when I was young. I know a lot of people my age who are still petrified of sharks because of that film.

Barbara Corcoran

Shark Tales: How I turned $1,000 into a Billion Dollar Business

Bruce Schneier

More people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows you how good we are at evaluating risk.

Bill Gates

Considering their impact, you might expect mosquitoes to get more attention than they do. Sharks kill fewer than a dozen people every year, and in the U.S. they get a week dedicated to them on TV every year.

Demetri Martin

I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

Elizabeth Warren

The credit card companies have put the loan sharks out of business.

Tom Robbins

Violence stinks no matter which side of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan.