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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
means rebuilding walls
Rebuilding here means so much more than walls and roofs and levees.
mean semester
Reasonable' probably doesn't mean if you were out a whole semester you make up a whole semester.
means rally
Our rally was a little late, but things are by no means over.
means parents playing recognize riding risks teens understand
Parents who understand the risks recognize that it is important to keep teens from riding with other teens, even if it means playing 'chauffer' for one more year.
meant shows uk
Patrick's a little embarrassed by the signs. But it shows what his being at UK has meant to our community.
mean people polls
People have to go vote. Polls don't mean a thing,
means state
State means everything to this team. As seniors, it means so much more for us.
means platitudes public
Some of that means that in your public statements, ... you end up trafficking in public platitudes more than you'd want to do at home. Barack Obama
mean
That'd be cool, ... and it'd mean one of us is going to the World Series. Marcus Giles
lawyers looking
Our lawyers are looking at it. We'll see if anything can be done.
lawrence ties
Some may have ties to Lawrence County, but most have not.
laws might parallel particle physical recipe region
Physical laws provide, at best, a recipe for how the world might be computed in parallel particle by particle and region by region. Rudy Rucker
law firsts constitution
If I find the constitution being misused, I shall be the first to burn it. B. R. Ambedkar
law eggshells denial
Denis Law could dance on eggshells.
law keeping-promises kept-promises
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. Bill Cosby
law politics above-the-law
Live like the Kennedy's, above the law. Big Pun
law suits court
Gettin' dressed up for court, that's a law suit Big Sean
law satanic satan
Bout to inhale like I'm finnin to see Satan. We're Satanic. It's the law.