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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
london-olympics scales
The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale, Boris Johnson
yesterday tomorrow trade
I would trade all my tomorrow's for one single yesterday. Janis Joplin
yesterday sea buried
I must go down to the seas again to find where I buried the hatchet with Yesterday. Janet Frame
yesterday knows
I am but of yesterday, and know nothing. Charles Spurgeon
yesterday tomorrow silent
Those who kept silent yesterday will remain silent tomorrow. Elie Wiesel
yesterday air done
A reporter is always concerned with tomorrow. There's nothing tangible of yesterday. All I can say I've done is agitate the air ten or fifteen minutes and then boom - it's gone. Edward R. Murrow
yesterday forever today
Sachin Tendulkar the best yesterday, today and forever Brett Lee
yesterday able saws
It was a great mantel to be able to take on really, an amazing legacy. And you know to finally see it, because I just saw the final product yesterday as well, is really amazing to be part of something like this. Brandon Routh
yesterday tomorrow so-sad
It is yesterday that makes tomorrow so sad. Austin O'Malley
yesterday political demise
When I die, I don't want my demise to be used as a political rally, and that's what happened yesterday. Bill O'Reilly