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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
kids wells understood
Well, as a kid I did not get Shakespeare. I just never understood it. Alanis Morissette
kids winning
You'll never win anything with kids Alan Hansen
kids scientist natural
Kids are natural scientists. Alan Alda
kids mind desperate
In my own mind, I was sort of a desperate kid. Al Purdy
kids gang-members wife
Near my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it's also near a sketchy neighborhood. So there's a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall. It's like somebody took an Ansel Adams photo and then put a Cypress Hill video inside it. Al Madrigal
kids enjoyed
I went to all the Love-Ins. I took my kids. I enjoyed myself. Al Lewis
kids sure various
We want the kids to do as well as they can. There are so many opportunities (for various activities), and that's good. But, how do we make sure it's not a distraction. Brad Lancaster
kids years add
It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland. Chris Colfer
kids awkward special
My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.
mouths enough bigs
No one's mouth is big enough to utter the whole thing. Alan Watts
mouths shots knows
You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is. Al Pacino
mouths sometimes grammar
Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth. David Sedaris
mouths giddy
Don't say giddy-up to your mouth before your head is hitched up. Buddy Ebsen
mouths speak mute
Either our history shall with full mouth Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave, Like Turkish mute, shall have a tongueless mouth, Not worshipped with a waxen epitaph. William Shakespeare
mouths shapes flesh
Out of my flesh that hungers and my mouth that knows comes the shape I am seeking for reason. Audre Lorde
mouths have-faith words-you-speak
Have faith. The Lord can magnify the words you speak and make them mighty. God doesn’t ask you to convert but rather to open your mouths. Dieter F. Uchtdorf
mouths film
I'm me, I live from film to mouth. Alan Rudolph
mouths ghost
He looked like he'd just seen the Ghost of You Better Shut Your Mouth... Charlaine Harris
noses red cry
I discovered early that crying makes my nose red, and the knowledge has helped me through several painful episodes. Edith Wharton
noses odd circumstances
He was dead. However, his nose throbbed painfully, which he thought odd in the circumstances. Diana Gabaldon
noses teeth break
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. Chevy Chase
noses cheese cottages
I cannot get into cottage cheese, and I've tried a lot. Yogurt is hard for me to eat, too. I have to hold my nose to get it down. There's something wrong with that. Chandra Wilson
noses affection
A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection Charles M. Schulz
noses way fans
I am a big Bewitched fan... something about the way Elizabeth Montgomery twitched her nose. Barry Williams
noses purpose biology
The biology of purpose keeps my nose above the surface. Brian Eno
nose shoot third year
She's just got a nose for the goal. But she is exceptionally unselfish, too. This is the third year we try to get her to shoot more. Jim Murphy
nose stepped
She's really stepped up. She just has a nose for the ball.
stuffed
We stuffed the Australians in their own backyard. Ross Davenport