"Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big...

"Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big one.Why do people eat lunch together? I want to eat by myself. Chewing is one of the most revolting things to me. Wind makes me unnerved, too.

Doug Stanhope Quote About Mother, Wind, Lunch: Close Your Mouth When You...

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