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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
family fought hard kelly patty
Patty Kelly fought very hard to keep it in the family and to keep it open. She wanted to keep it part of Hoboken.
family imperial left opportunity taste
Part of her must feel carefree, relieved, now that she has left the imperial family and become a commoner. I want to set up an opportunity so that she can get a taste of this. Shintaro Ishihara
family graduates highest medical percentage practice puts school
Our medical school puts the highest percentage of graduates into pediatrics and family practice in the country.
family
Our lives are so hectic and full, and we have a big family right now. Marion Jones
family organ people question sign talk
People need to sign up to be organ donors, but then they need to talk to their family about it so there is no question what to do with your organs.
family missed passed people wonderful
People have passed on wonderful family trips, family reunions, missed funerals, missed weddings.
family hunt land larger people themselves tracts
People have larger tracts of land and they'll hunt it themselves or have family and friends hunt it.
family handicap knew people talked
People in his family have diabetes, so he knew what I was going through, and he talked to me about it. On other teams, when they find out you have it, it's like you have a handicap and you become a liability. They don't even give you a chance.
family few friend gone judge knowing last people son stuff time wife
People may see this and judge without really knowing the stuff he's gone through the last few years. My wife and I went to see him and his family after his son died. He was very quiet. At a time like that, all you can do as a friend is just be there.
food fresh grounded kids people supply truest
People in my neighborhood are so disconnected from the fresh food supply that kids don't know an eggplant from a sweet potato. We have to show them how to get grounded in the truest sense of the word.
food people refusing surely
Surely what do we do when such people are refusing the food passage?
food fried prepared restaurant stayed stop team truck
Our team stayed in a little truck stop up there once and in the restaurant there, you could have your food prepared two ways: fried or deep-fried.
food members plastic quickly staff survivors
Our staff members are distributing tents, blankets, food and plastic sheeting to survivors as quickly as we can right through the night.
food goal healthier
Our goal is to get it out of the food supply. There are healthier alternatives.
food good mind money spending
Roland had an adventurous spirit. He always said there were two things he didn't mind spending money on: good food and travel.
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Playing in New York is special to me because you are surrounded by so many communities and a strong Latin community, including the Washington Heights neighborhood. I come to Washington Heights for real Dominican food that reminds me of my hometown, and it's a great place to visit. Robinson Cano
food half may
We may not be able to get certainty, but we can get probability, and half a loaf is better than no bread. C. S. Lewis
food effort drug
Clearly, some time ago makers and consumers of American junk food passed jointly through some kind of sensibility barrier in the endless quest for new taste sensations. Now they are a little like those desperate junkies who have tried every known drug and are finally reduced to mainlining toilet bowl cleanser in an effort to get still higher. Bill Bryson