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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. ![]()
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Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!" Bill Engvall
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum. Bill Engvall
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations." Bill Engvall
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Reason stands aghast at the sight of an unprincipled, immoral, incorrigible public; And the word of God abounds in such threats and denunciations, as must strike terror into the heart of every believer. Richard Hurd
god preserve thee
Preserve me, O God: for in thee do I put my trust. (Psalms 16:1) Bible Bible
god honoring
Start your week off right by getting back to what is really important - honoring God. Joyce Meyer
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Starship Farragut has proven it's legitimacy as a respectable film project. Within six months, they produced their series trailer starting from scratch and this is a significant achievement. God Speed Starship Farragut! James Cawley
god hurt thanks
That could have hurt us. Thanks god we had a big enough lead. George Braun
god shall soul thee thou
O thou soul of my soul! I shall clasp thee again, / And with God be the rest! Robert Brown
god ourselves putting troubles
Resignation is putting God between ourselves and our troubles Anne Swetchine
god honor looks player team thank
Really, it's an honor and I thank God that the team looks at me that way. I just want to try and be the kind of player that they think I can be. Dwight Howard
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Man strays away into misery and pain, because he loses the sense of value and runs after the temporary and the trivial. He ignores the voice of God which warns and guides him from within; and he pays the penalty for the transgression. Sathya Baba
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Our Northern California congressional district has been ground zero for many tragic events from an outdated and inflexible ESA, including ... the Klamath Basin water shut-off of 2001, Wally Herger
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People in California are going to be safer because this legislation passed, no doubt about it. Peter Ragone
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Stacy was this really controlled, fluid skater. And that really carried into his personality. I had been snowboarding my whole life. I went to surf camp in Southern California every year until a few years ago, so I had been surfing for a long time as well. I had more of the surfer style of skating which was cool 'cause it's kind of what I needed to do in the role. R. Robinson
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Some of the regulations will spur more technology innovations. California will be in the forefront as far as creating technologies that would lower emissions. Erin Rogers
california gave sound
That creamy California sound that he superimposed on the rough-edged folk-rock sound that we were doing, and I think... it gave a luster to it that it wouldn't have had. Timothy White
california housing life market year
That could give the housing market in California another year of life before it slows down. Steve Cochrane
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Our storm (today) and Wednesday will be down in Southern California on Friday. Steve Anderson
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Our trip to California this past weekend gave us the opportunity to test ourselves. The results were not what we hoped for, but now we have a gauge of our speed and an idea of what we can improve upon before the Childs Cup. Nate Allen
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Retailers have been putting up with outsourcing headaches for years such as quota allocation, transportation issues, etc. Of course retailers would like to source more locally but I don't think it's going to work out yet in California because of the labor laws. Jack Kyser