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People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
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Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
humor life people
People in real life don't get ballplayers' humor, the way we talk in the clubhouse. Justin Verlander
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Steven has a humorous side to him that you wouldn't expect. I see more of it this season. Life is more normal for him in some ways. He's opening up slowly.
humorous money
That's the staggering, humorous thing about money. If you haven't got taste, money doesn't matter: You'll always look ghastly. Joanna Lumley
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I think it's sort of a trademark quality of New Orleans that people can usually find humor in the worst situations.
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break.
humor humorous rest
I think this is a legislative sense of humor the rest of us don't appreciate.
humor love
I love 'Dexter.' The dark sense of humor is wonderful. Stephen J. Cannell
humor
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humorous
Jamaal is real a humorous and entertaining guy. Justin Turner
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People have cravings for literature just as they do for bars of chocolate, fizzy drinks or all the other things you can now buy from machines. These vendors mean it's as if our stores were open 24 hours a day.
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People know you have a lot of young people with money going to all the bars and restaurants in this area, and it seems like a prime target sometimes.
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Our problem is that we play in a bunch of big bars and a whole lot of the younger people can't get into them and it is really frustrating. John Entwistle
bars beam mix score team tough
Our team score on bars was 35.50, which was astounding. It got us back in the mix after we started on beam and had a tough time.
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Our floor was really good and our vault was good. Our bars and our beam struggled.
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Our biggest competitor is Sam's, and the only way that we stay in business is by offering more of a selection than Sam's. They offer the top 10 candy bars and maybe the top 10 bulk items.
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Our bars were strong as a team. Our floor cranked. They showed what they can do. They looked like they were having fun. That smile is worth five-tenths, you know.
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Rock 'n' roll doesn't always pay the bills, and I've been interested in bars - obviously - for a long time, Greg Dulli
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Restaurants and bars will benefit greatly from this group's increased spending power.