Famous Quotes & Sayings

Larry David

People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny.

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

Susan Stroman

Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway.

Billy Corgan

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.

Bill Shankly

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.

Bill Engvall

He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot."

Bill Engvall

My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"

Bill Engvall

No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.

Bill Engvall

I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."

Martin Siegert

Our results indicate that ice melts in one place and freezes in another. It is a mechanism by which nutrients can be input to the lake.

Ashton Kutcher

Whether you like it or not, the digital age has produced a new format for modern romance, and natural selection may be favoring the quick-thumbed quip peddler over the confident, ice-breaking alpha male.

Dave Arnold

I was a little leery with the weather like it is. The ice was about six inches thick. It was safe where we went.

Ken Hitchcock

I will always remember Brett for that goal. He showed his colors. He went on the ice when I told him not to go, and I couldn't get him off. No one is ever going to talk to me about Brett Hull's character. I have seen his character.

Bill Bryson

England was full of words I'd never heard before - streaky bacon, short back and sides, Belisha beacon, serviettes, high tea, ice-cream cornet.

Chris Higgins

That was just unbelievable. We just got a quick rush up the ice and I saw Jason had the pick and Brandon go to the net. I saw Yip and it went in.

Jacques Villeneuve

I was happy to ski and play a lot of ice hockey. But I've come back because I was - and am - a racing driver. This is what I do.

Kelly Ioane

I think she's going to be OK. We just had her ice it and we'll see how it goes.

Bob Hartley

I think he's going to be OK. From the way he looked on the ice and when he left the ice to this afternoon, it's amazing.

Jeremiah Driansky

We tested these products by putting ice cubes in them then placing the submerged ice cubes into a freezer to see how effective they were at melting the ice.

Erno Rubik

I did not plan to make the Cube.

Erno Rubik

Now, after the Cube, I still don't have any plans to make anything like it.

Erno Rubik

Once I completed the Cube and demonstrated it to my students, I realized it was nearly impossible to put down.

Erno Rubik

The Cube is an imitation of life itself - or even an improvement on life.

Suzanne Collins

KEEP CALM and HAVE A SUGAR CUBE

Walter Russell

The cube and the sphere are the sole working tools of creation