I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make...
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
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I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.