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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
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It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
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Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
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Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
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If others would but reflect on mathematical truths as deeply and continuously as I have, they would make my discoveries.
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When a philosopher says something that is true then it is trivial. When he says something that is not trivial then it is false.
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There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.
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If you're really truthful with yourself, it's a wonderful guidance.
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Nothing from man's hands, nor law, nor constitution, can be final. Truth alone is final. Charles Sumner
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It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations. Charles Dickens
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Truth can hardly be expected to adapt herself to the crooked policy and wily sinuosities of worldly affairs; for truth, like light, travels only in straight lines. Charles Caleb Colton
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It is not so difficult a task as to plant new truths, as to root out old errors
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Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity, than straightforward and simple integrity in another.
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We have not arrived at an agreement yet today but we are working on it. The strike deadline tonight is still meaningful, but we have not gotten down enough into the face-to-face negotiations. Chip Roth
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We have no choice but to invalidate the agreement signed in 2002.
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We have some agreements with Costco, but we don't have a signed lease agreement.
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We have pulled it off the site. This listing was being marketed as coming specifically from Angelina Jolie. There was no indication in the listing that she had given agreement to this. We took a look at it pretty quickly and felt it violated our policy on celebrity materials.
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We have provisions in the agreement that tied to contemplate the 'What Ifs'. If you have another tournament that comes in or one that leaves, can we redirect dollars?
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We have pretty much won the bid, but we still need to reach a final agreement.
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We've signed the agreement, and I'm waiting for a final copy.
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We've signed agreements with all of them. I think they're all pretty much happy campers at this point. When we couldn't give them an answer, it was frustrating for them.
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We have received very strong feedback from the state that 21 homes in Clyde will be bought out, but we won't have anything official until we get the grant agreement from FEMA later this month.