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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
waiting looks vanishing
The older woman waiting for admittance looked at me, then over her shoulder at Patch, who was vanishing down the hall. “Honey,” she told me, “he looks slippery as soap. Becca Fitzpatrick
waiting want payoff
If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. Bill Cosby
waiting looks done
Waiting, done at really high speeds, will frequently look like something else. Carrie Fisher
waiting mark shots
I would love to see more women making their mark in the music that I love so much ... There are so many more out there just waiting for their shot. I hope they get it! Carrie Underwood
waiting revolution
But one doesn't wait for a revolution. One becomes it. Carl Safina
waiting matter energy
Energy is liberated matter, matter is energy waiting to happen. Bill Bryson
waiting starting minutes
In the countryside, litter doesn't have a friend. It doesn't have anybody who's saying, 'Wait a minute, this is really starting to get out of control.'
waiting you-choose
You choose happiness. You don't wait for it to choose you. Bethenny Frankel
waiting mind busy
I don't mind it. I just space it out. Every other week I go out. I used to get some time to myself but I've been pretty busy lately. But I've had it the other way, where I'm staring at the phone waiting for it to ring, so this is definitely better. Bill Burr
minutes number
Some meetings' minutes are missing. There are a number of gaps. Thomas Frank
minutes start
Our start was very good. The first 10 minutes were pretty impressive.
minutes remember three
Remember that you have, at most, three to 10 minutes to make a pitch.
minutes playing playoffs prepare
Playing 40 minutes is a priority. We have to try and play like that to prepare for the playoffs because they're right around the corner.
minutes wanted ifs
If I'd wanted you dead five minutes ago, you'd have died five minutes ago.
minutes organized settled surprised takes thirty three time trying weeks
That's the way there going to be usually. I was real surprised the first three weeks went so long. But, just trying to get organized takes a long time, but most of the time when we're settled in, it'll only be about thirty minutes long. Eric Norris
minutes night points tough
I was really disappointed with our first 20 minutes but we competed well after that. You are in for a tough night if you give 18 points start, Craig Bellamy
minutes pointed toward
I still think it will be 0.75 in January, but the minutes pointed more toward 0.50 again.
minutes
I don't feel fatigued at all. I can go out and play 48 minutes if they want me to.