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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
hilarious gratitude picnics
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. Bill Vaughan
hilarious laughter life loud man wine worth
Laughter is wine for the soul-laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness. the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living. Sean O'Casey
hilarious since tall
Since he's so tall and so big it was hilarious to see him do it.
hilarious mean google
Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? Colson Whitehead
hilarious mistaken obscene parenting
It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert.
hilarious life
Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish? Julia Sweeney
hilarious purple mad
[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms! William Shakespeare
hilarious faces
[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.
hilarious art warts
Thou art a very ragged Wart.
mistakes people trying work
People make mistakes. Nobody's perfect. They were trying to work things out.
mistakes people within
Some people can make a lot of mistakes and still get a way with it because athleticism can make up for it. We're not that kind of team. We need to play within ourselves. Bill Evans
mistakes period played second snapped solid
Other than the first period, I thought we played a solid game. We snapped out of making those mistakes we made in the first period and played better during the second and third. Jamie Langenbrunner
mistake long determined
My history is long, and not much of it is good. I can't erase it, but I'm determined not to make another mistake. Not when the stakes are high, not when it comes to you. Becca Fitzpatrick
mistake errors luck
Rather than engage in the sort of selective retention that so many investors tend to do and pretend mistakes never happened, I prefer to own them. This allows me to learn from them and, with any luck, avoid making the same errors again. Barry Ritholtz
mistake men issues
It is a mistake to suppose that the whole issue is how to free man. The issue is to improve the way in which he is controlled. B. F. Skinner
mistakes routes run
We never really got anything going. We made some mistakes, interceptions. But it wasn't all the quarterback. We had some routes not run correctly.
mistake action
Mistakes are just 'mis-takes,' or an action that we took that missed. Bill Crawford
mistake looks blame
The only time a mistake becomes a failure is when we look for someone to blame.