First, they'd have to survive the chipping process. Then...

First, they'd have to survive the chipping process. Then they'd have to survive the heat of those big piles of mulch. Did you ever see a front-loader move a big pile of mulch and see the steam from the heat come off it? And then they'd have to survive being stuffed into a plastic bag. No way.

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