The situation is very dangerous. ... The machine is...

The situation is very dangerous. ... The machine is absolutely out of control. We tried to fix the machine after the first debate, but the Bush Cheney Champaign officials would not let us do the job properly. The machine is locked in the 'Angry Lies' mode under the 'complete desperation' menu. I wish I could help them, but they voided the warranty and refused to let us work on it when we had the chance. Now they are paying the price.