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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
inspirational met success
Success won't just come to you. It has to be met at least halfway.
inspirational restricted success themselves
Success is restricted only from those who restrict themselves from success.
inspirational others people
Some people are moulded by their admirations, others by their hostilities. Elizabeth Bowen
inspirational boundaries formulas
Life always bursts the boundaries of formulas. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
inspirational children remember
All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.
inspirational motivational success
If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea.
inspirational men forever
'Men have forgotten this truth,' said the fox. 'But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.'
inspirational men steps
What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is always the same step, but you have to take it.
inspirational life creativity
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
oil stay stock
Stay in the stock market, in the oil sector. David Dreman
oil independence special
We can reduce the effect of future disruptions by reducing our dependence on oil, not putting up more rigs and drilling our special places. The fact is, we cannot drill our way to oil independence. Carl Pope
oil america energy
We thank those Senators, both Republican and Democrat, who stood firm against tremendous pressure from the Bush administration, pro-drilling members of Congress and their allies in the oil industry. They recognize that the budget is an inappropriate place to decide controversial national policy matters like America's energy policy. We urge all members of Congress to remain steadfast in their belief that the vast, unspoiled wilderness of America?s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge is more than a line item in the Federal Budget.
oil independence way
The fact is, we cannot drill our way to oil independence.
oil people waste
I think more people need to be doing it. There's a lot of oil that's going to waste pretty much. Michael Foster
oil prices
I think the oil prices (being) off helps.
oil sector
If any sector is working right now, it's oil and gas.
oil pool tap wish work
I wish there were just a big pool of oil all around the world, and we could just tap into it. It doesn't work that way.
oil people start sun thinking understand
What most people need to understand is that oil is not going to be around forever, and we need to start thinking ahead. The sun is going to be here for as long as we are.