Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old...

Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do...

Lenny Bruce Quote About Marriage, Believe, Love You: Never Tell Not If You...

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