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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
forgiveness revenge may
Revenge may not be a particularly high consciousness-oriented activity. Carrie Fisher
forgiveness enemy thankfulness
If you overpower your enemy, then pardon him by way of thankfulness to Allah, for being able to subdue him. Bill Vaughan
forgiveness character citizens
The United States grants the favors of the second, third, or fifty-seventh chance, and its citizens remain free to invent for themselves whatever character draws a crowd or pays the rent.
forgiveness teamwork respect
Respect your fellow human being, treat them fairly, disagree with them honestly, enjoy their friendship, explore your thoughts about one another candidly, work together for a common goal and help one another achieve it. No destructive lies. No ridiculous fears. No debilitating anger. Bill Bradley
forgiveness love marriage parts seven three
Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.
forgiveness jews people seek
On the Day of Atonement, Jews are commanded to seek forgiveness from the people we have hurt. Laura Schlessinger
forgiveness forgiving heart
Know from our heart that it's a forgiving heart. Forgiveness is everything. It's everything.
forgiveness gratifying note peace words
It is gratifying to note how scriptural words like justice, peace, forgiveness have become the lingua franca of the peace process,
forgiveness mercy-of-god may
We implore the mercy of God, not that He may leave us at peace in our vices, but that He may deliver us from them. Blaise Pascal
forgiving path liberation
The true liberation, the true path to freedom, lay in the ability to forgive. Carl Jung
forgiving boxes ballots
Never forgive at the ballot box! Wendell Phillips
forgiving
To understand is to forgive.
forgiving mercy term
Forgive us as we forgive- we are offered forgiveness on no other terms. To refuse it is to refuse Gods mercy for ourselves. C. S. Lewis
forgiving suggestions sin
And there, right in the middle of it, I find 'Forgive us our sins as we forgive those that sin against us.' There is no slightest suggestion that we are offered forgiveness on any other terms. It is made perfectly clear that if we do not forgive we shall not be forgiven.
forgiving dull exciting
The audience will always forgive you for being wrong and exciting, but never for being right and dull. Burt Reynolds
forgiving blame mood
We often lose our tempers not with those who are actually to blame; just with those who love us enough to forgive us our foul moods. Alain de Botton
forgiving let-it-go persons
Find one thing every day to forgive the other person for. Don't let them know what it is...just forgive them and let it go. Deepak Chopra
forgiving forget
You can always forgive, you just can't really forget. Brian Littrell