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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
marriage valentines-day cute-relationship
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. Bill Cosby
marriage queens war
The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and the genius of commanding and moving pieces and ... No. It's marriage. The Queen moves anywhere she wants.
marriage teacher men
We feasted on love; every mode of it, solemn and merry, romantic and realistic, sometimes as dramatic as a thunderstorm, sometimes comfortable and unemphatic as putting on your soft slippers. She was my pupil and my teacher, my subject and my sovereign, my trusty comrade, friends, shipmate, fellow-soldier. My mistress, but at the same time all that any man friend has ever been to me. C. S. Lewis
marriage
I am in love and out of it I will not go.
marriage real impact
The most precious gift that marriage gave me was the constant impact of something very close and intimate, yet all the time unmistakably other, resistant - in a word, real.
marriage secret bathroom
The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms. Bette Davis
marriage expression giving
A happy marriage perhaps represents the ideal of human relationship -- a setting in which each partner, while acknowledging the need of the other, feels free to be what he or she by nature is: a relationship in which instinct as well as intellect can find expression; in which giving and taking are equal; in which each accepts the other, and I confronts Thou. Anthony Storr
marriage single-life tears
If we did not look to marriage as the principal source of happiness, fewer marriages would end in tears.
marriage party expected
A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it. Bertrand Russell
sometimes good-things crescendo
Sometimes bad things have to happen before good things can. Becca Fitzpatrick
sometimes crescendo hard
I wondered why life had to suck so hard sometimes.
sometimes t-shirt shirts
Sometimes I feel like putting on a blazer with just a T-shirt. Big Sean
sometimes speak seems
God sometimes seems to speak to us most intimately when he catches us, as it were, off our guard.
sometimes expensive
The failures that we have are sometimes expensive educations. Ashton Kutcher
sometimes
Sometimes you have to swallow the unswallowable Arsene Wenger
sometimes virtue
Obtuseness is sometimes a virtue. Antoine Rivarol
sometimes thongs betray
Sometimes a thong completely betrays you. Channing Tatum
sometimes presses
I'm not that great with press sometimes. Chris Evans