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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
debt-free debt ministry
Our ministry is debt free and we have not had to beg or plead for finances. David Wilkerson
debt-free slavery debt
Debt is the slavery of the free. Publilius Syrus
debt-free guy able
The day I'm able to be debt-free is the day I'm going to be the happiest guy around. Steve Garvey
owing-a-debt enough easy
Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of. Josh Billings
owing-a-debt debt calamity
Do not accustom yourself to consider debt only as an inconvenience; you will find it a calamity. Samuel Johnson
owing-a-debt borrowed-money borrowing
Who goeth a borrowing. Goeth a sorrowing. Thomas Tusser