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People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
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Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
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A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
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My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
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No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
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I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
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People in real life don't get ballplayers' humor, the way we talk in the clubhouse. Justin Verlander
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Steven has a humorous side to him that you wouldn't expect. I see more of it this season. Life is more normal for him in some ways. He's opening up slowly.
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That's the staggering, humorous thing about money. If you haven't got taste, money doesn't matter: You'll always look ghastly. Joanna Lumley
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I think it's sort of a trademark quality of New Orleans that people can usually find humor in the worst situations.
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Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break.
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I think this is a legislative sense of humor the rest of us don't appreciate.
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I love 'Dexter.' The dark sense of humor is wonderful. Stephen J. Cannell
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I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
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Jamaal is real a humorous and entertaining guy. Justin Turner
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Orchards are a beautiful place, and it's a wonderful experience to do with your children so they see where apples come from. Nothing beats the sensation of picking the first apple of the season.
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Some ISPs are very proactive, and are spending huge amounts of money combating spam. The problem is not all ISPs are doing this. A smaller group of ISPs profit from carrying spam or take no action, and those bad apples touch the rest of the ISP community.
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Our fear in making seat belts a primary offense is that it will give some bad apples an opportunity to further harass African-American drivers. Derrick Johnson
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The attempt to close the gap between what is known and what IS, is the temptation behind the apple in Genesis. Barry Lopez
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When I am starting a new game, I have to program it for the Apple, because I want to get all of the markets. Bill Budge
apples
How about Pithecanthropus Erectus? Was it really he who ate the apple? Or was it Homo Pekiniensis? Bertrand Russell
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The apples are riper. Tech companies going public are more established compared to the ones at the time of the bubble. Kathy Smith
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I think more than anything, his game-day career was just the coasting part of his life. It was just picking up the harvest. All the apples were already on the tree. Steve Young
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He is so grateful for the work that most of the police officers did. There's always a few bad apples in every basket.