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Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
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Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
golf hands swings
Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one hand. Alan Shepard
golf two hands
Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here.
golf hands two
The suit was so clumsy, being pressurized, it was impossible to get two hands comfortably on the handle and it's impossible to make any kind of a turn. It was kind of a one-handed chili-dip.
golf atmosphere balls
Then I thought, with the same clubhead speed, the ball's going to go at least six times as far. There's absolutely no drag, so if you do happen to spin it, it won't slice or hook 'cause there's no atmosphere to make it turn.
golf dirt balls
Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again.
golf miles railroad-tracks
Miles and miles and miles.
golf long tree
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. Brian Weiss
golf needs cutters
That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it.
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It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole.
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When he gets into a rhythm like that where he starts going, it's like you want to sit there and watch him play. You get caught up in what he does and that's probably the worst thing that we can do is just sit there and watch him play, but you get mesmerized by what he's doing. Tim Duncan
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We have a young rotation and I worked with a lot of those guys in the minor leagues and caught a lot of them last year in the major leagues as a rookie. I feel like I have a pretty good relationship with all the pitchers. Ryan Doumit
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We've seen and caught sharks before, but never experienced or seen anything like it. It was a monster. Mark Lane
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We have reports from the fire chief that an unknown number of structures has caught on fire. The town is pretty well evacuated. Jim Danneskiold
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Everything has changed in recent decades - the economy, technology, cultural attitudes, the demographics of the workforce, the role of women in society and the structure of the American family. It's about time our laws caught up. We watch 'Modern Family' on television, but we're still living by 'Leave It To Beaver' rules. Thomas Perez
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I spent 2010-2012 in Stockholm, trying to figure things out. I caught up on life! At the end of 2012, the relationship I was in ended, and I took the first plane to L.A. where my Swedish label has been setting up base. I felt so much more inspired to write and record than I had ever been, and the songs just started coming.
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Many high school students are under so much competitive pressure. They are sometimes taught that if they don't have a 4.0 GPA, score in the 99th percentile on admissions tests, and demonstrate leadership in sports and participate in clubs, they won't get into college anywhere. Even highly credentialed professionals get caught up in this.
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We did it just right. The fish were coming out of pre-spawn, so we caught them on the move.
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We did it in response to requests from our customers that we start offering what would be like a gift certificate. The idea really has caught on.