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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
lucky whole-life has-beens
I was very, very financially secure my whole life. I have been very lucky to say that. Brian Wilson
lucky
Celebrity is a gift. I'm very lucky. DJ Qualls
lucky beats chanting
Eva. Every day I've climbed up the belfry chanting a lucky chant at one syllable per beat, "To-day-to-day-let-her-be-here-to-day-to-day. David Mitchell
lucky actors thumbs
I grind my teeth and keep my thumbs in so tight that I've dislocated them, just not to scream. Sometimes as an actor one is lucky enough to be asked to scream. Jane Birkin
lucky theater ifs
Originally, theater was my life. It was what I assumed I'd spend my working life doing - if I was lucky. Then along came movies. Alan Rickman
lucky-charms lucky charm
Kareena Kapoor is my lucky charm Akshay Kumar
lucky bad-experiences has-beens
I have been very lucky, I have only had one bad experience. Chita Rivera
lucky gigs way
I was always lucky that I've always had a gig, I'm fortunate in that way. Chiwetel Ejiofor
lucky be-good
I'd rather be good than lucky. Brian Bosworth
olympics corny steroid
Anabolic steroids were not banned until after the 72 Olympics. Bill Toomey
olympics curse
The Olympics must be my curse or something. Blanka Vlasic
olympics remember
I will remember all the days at the Olympics. Bonnie Blair
olympics team towards
One of my friends went to the Olympics in '04. So a lot of us are working towards getting on the Olympic team as well. Sara Parson
olympics seems start
We've been overwhelmed. It seems to start before the Olympics with the promotional buildup.
olympics par people
Too many people try to put these championships on a par with the world championships or the Olympics but they are not -- never have been, never will be. Michael Johnson
olympics people qualified target third time
Even if I flop, I still qualified for the Games, and that was my goal. My target was to be at an Olympics for the third time with people I like. Laure Manaudou
olympics
At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water. Evan Sayet
olympics since
Getting to the Olympics was, has always been, my swimming dream since I was 8 or 9 years old. You know, right after I started swimming it was, 'I want to make an Olympic team. That's where I want to be.' Eric Shanteau