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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
hard-work persons hard
It's hard work being a person, you have to do it every single day. Carol Shields
hard-work talking people
I like people talking about me, about my defense or what I'm doing. I like to see that, and that makes me work hard. Carlos Beltran
hard-work slumps ifs
I learned that I have to work hard every day, that I can't get down if I get in a slump.
hard-work grandmother intelligent
Contrary to the macho culture of Mexico, both my grandmothers were very brave young widows. I was always very close to these hard-working, intelligent women. Carlos Fuentes
hardest reason
We have no idea what could have happened. The hardest part of all of this is that there is no reason for it. Roger Williams
hard obvious people remember team thinks throw ways
We have so many things in our playbook that if a team thinks they have us scouted out, we'll just throw something else at them. We have a lot of ways to keep people on their toes. It can be hard to remember sometimes, but it's obvious it works. Kane Moix
hard knows sentiment
When everyone knows everything is going right for a company, sentiment is hard to improve.
hard job months qualify six unemployed
When you're unemployed for six months or a year, it is hard to qualify for a lease, so even the option of relocating to find a job is often off the table. Janet Yellen
hard laugh laughing
When he'd tell you a joke, you'd have to laugh because he was laughing so hard.
joking
She was with her mom, and they were joking around. Joe Mauer
joking last night patient rested staff
The patient rested well last night and was joking with staff this morning.
joking people
Not all journalists are really journalists. They ask such stupid questions sometimes, especially the newer ones, and because... these people can't tell if you're joking around, you just can't have any sense of humour; you really can't. Ray Liotta
joking
We were joking that they're perforated. They come out of a dispenser. Sam Endicott
joking maybe skip sunday
I was joking with (Gary Overton) a while ago that maybe we'll just skip Sunday and just play on Monday.
joking laughing loved
He was laughing and joking with loved ones over the telephone.
joking looked telling
He looked like he was 22. I'm telling you, he wasn't joking around. Melvin Mora
joking playing
Well at first I thought playing around just joking around then I was just in shock.
joking matter shows stop
I think I was joking when I said that. For it to come true, it shows you never to stop dreaming, no matter how old you are. This shows you anything can happen.