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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
life morning positive regardless
Regardless of any unpleasantness in my life, I still get up every morning and look for positive things to do, ... Who's In Charge. Wally Amos
life pipes problem smaller snake student
Our plumbers will snake the pipes. At the Student Life Center, there is a problem because the pipes are smaller than we would like them to be.
life lived paul proud
Paul Coverdell lived a life that we can all be proud of and look up to, Newt Gingrich
life loved
Payne Stewart loved life. He was the life of every party. Paul Azinger
life
Part of playing the game of life is you're going to have some losses. Joe Gibbs
lifestyle raised
Our lifestyle has always been cowboy. We were raised that way as a way of life.
life
Our multiaccess approach will make the life of the customer simpler. Jean-Marie Messier
life people
People kind of stumble their way through life a lot of times. Mike White
life movies people
People have this view, 'Oh, you're in movies, your life is so glamorous' but it can really suck. Jennifer Coolidge
motivational
Other than the motivational stuff, at this point, there's not much we can do.
motivational time attitude
The time for action is now. It's never too late to do something. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
motivational dream moving
If we are going to do anything significant with life, we sometimes have to move away from it- beyond the usual measurements. We must occasionally follow visions and dreams.
motivational men political
Political tyranny is nothing compared to the social tyranny and a reformer who defies society is a more courageous man than a politician who defies Government. B. R. Ambedkar
motivational sports athlete
When you're riding, only the race in which you're riding is important. Bill Shoemaker
motivational baby children
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. Bill Cosby
motivational mistake sleep
You understand sleep when you are awake, not while you are sleeping. You can see mistakes in arithmetic when your mind is working properly; while you are making them you cannot see them. Good people know about both bad and evil; bad people do not know about either. C. S. Lewis
motivational choices littles
Every time you make a choice, you are turning the central part of you - the part that chooses - into something a little different than what it was before. Taking your life as a whole, with all your innumerable choices, you are slowly turning this central thing either into a heavenly creature or into a hellish creature.
motivational live-life mean
We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.