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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
media possibly worst
Our media is possibly the worst in the world. Tim Henman
media players problem rod
Rod said that (Scott) had a problem with one of the players for something Byron said to the media. George Shinn
media win
I'm here to win a punting competition, not a media competition,
media driven produce
Nothing is really media driven or committee driven, so you can actually just produce something Bill Sienkiewicz
media mind excellence
Let me say this: I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that, you have to go in with a neutral mind. Bill Cosby
media want forget
I find it disturbing that the media keeps referring to my marriage, since I got divorced in 1979. But the media never wants to let me forget. Bianca Jagger
media talking want
I've never been that uncomfortable talking about it. Things come out [in the media] about me. When it's out, it's someone else's version of what's the matter with me. I want it to be my version of what it is. My recourse is to do my version. Carrie Fisher
media people stupidity
One trend that bothers me is the glorification of stupidity, that the media is reassuring people it's alright not to know anything. That to me is far more dangerous than a little pornography on the Internet. Carl Sagan
media people rude
Learning how to deal with people and their reactions to my life is one of the most challenging things... people staring at me, people asking rude questions, dealing with media, stuff like that. Bethany Hamilton
television events spontaneity
It's in the nature of television to restrain the spontaneity of a live event. Things become more and more prepackaged. Bill Condon
television unfairly
I think they've been unfairly treated, ... You don't need to be in the Superdome, you look at the television and you can see it.
television watch
I watch television and I cry, and then I watch television and then I cry, and then I go on. Sharon Thomas
television
I don't have a television, so I don't know what they do, Annabella Sciorra
television
I think you've been on television plenty, Ed, Rick Baker
television work
Gretchen actually used to work at a television station.
television four jerusalem
I wanted to make Jerusalem as feature film. But we couldn't finance it only through theatrical release, we couldn't get all the money we needed. We had to get some money from television. So we said, ok, let's do it both ways. So we did it in four parts. Bille August
television accepted wanted
Somehow, by just continually pestering the general public by appearing on television, they accepted me and wanted more. Chris Elliott
television audience
The audience is never wrong. Carol Burnett