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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
baseball children blessed
I'm blessed with health and energy and passion for the game of baseball, and also to help children. Carlos Delgado
baseball player political
I'm a baseball player, I'm not a political activist. Carlos Delgado
baseball numbers league
Major League Baseball should retire Roberto Clemente's number, just like they did Jackie Robinson's. Carlos Beltran
baseball team mean
I used to think it would be neat to play my whole career with one team. But as a baseball player you want to come to the ballpark every day knowing you have a chance to win and that the games mean something. Carlos Beltran
baseball jesus heart
When I was in Kansas City everything was going well for me. My marriage was good and I was very successful in baseball but something was missing in my life. That something was Christ. Every human being is born with a little defect in his heart. That defect is a hole in the heart that can only be filled by Jesus Christ. Carlos Beltran
baseball yankees long
As long as I'm around playing baseball, it doesn't matter where I am, as long as it's not with the Yankees. Carl Everett
baseball nba nfl
This is totally unexpected. I thought I'd be in the NBA or the NFL. I never thought baseball. It's kind of like a surprise. I'm happy it happened. Carl Crawford
baseball beat feather whenever
Whenever you can beat a powerhouse like the USA, it's a real feather for baseball in Canada's history. Ernie Whitt
baseball beat feather focus hand happy hour task whenever
Whenever you can beat a powerhouse like the U.S.A. it's a feather in Baseball Canada's history. We can be happy right now, but we still have a task at hand and after an hour or two, we'll focus in on Mexico. Ernie Whitt
isms kind prams
I don't follow any kind of 'isms.' If there is one, it will be Pram-ism. Pramoedya Ananta Toer
isms world kind
Most ideologies of the world are not for the individual. They're against the individual. Communism, fascism. Any kind of an ism - almost - they're against the individual. Frank Capra
isms politics ends
All isms end in fascism. Gilbert Adair
isms world floating
There's a lot of bad isms floating around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism. George Seaton
isms schism ends
All -isms end up in schisms. Huston Smith
isms way painting
I feel like I have to avoid certain thrift store-isms, having been known for the thrift store paintings. It's like I have to not paint that way. Jim Shaw
isms painting whim
Painting, it is true, was undergoing a series of -isms reminiscent of the whims of a pregnant woman. M. F. K. Fisher
isms use contrary
I use contrary-ism in every part of my life. Tibor Kalman
isms purpose elements
One of the great purposes of religion itself is being hindered by an exclusive-ism that doesn't take into account the common elements and values that we actually share. Thomas Keating