Acupuncture Quotations

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.

There is evidence that acupuncture influences the production of and distribution of a great many neurotransmitters and neuromodulators, and that this in turn alters the perception of pain.

The World Health Organization has recognized acupuncture as effective in treating mild to moderate depression.

I tried acupuncture, the patch, and hypnosis, but found that I needed to do it alone - when the time was right for me.

You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture.

Im afraid of needles, except acupuncture needles.

We all need to slow down and go to acupuncture.

When I was in Japan with my girlfriend Jessica, she would have had acupuncture every day if she could. I can just about stomach going to a chiropractor and I visited a talented one when I was there, but when he tried a needle on me, it was horrible. My muscles tightened and it didn't work at all.