I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."
I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.
Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."
Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ?