Arcane Quotations

Do not be taken in by 'insiderisms.' Fledgling columnists, eager to impress readers with their grasp of journalistic jargon, are drawn to such arcane spellings as 'lede.' Where they lede, do not follow.

We seem to have set up some very arcane rules as to when it is actually OK to applaud.

Film theory has nothing to do with film.

People are entirely too disbelieving of coincidence.