Arsenic Quotations

Stress is not the spice of life any more than arsenic is. And without it, you won't feel bored.

Don't be too quickTo break bad habits: better stick,Like the Mission folk, to your arsenic.

Family, like arsenic, works best in small doses...unless you prefer to die.

Berlin stimulates like arsenic.

No one can avoid a challenge in life without breeding regret, and regret is the arsenic of life.

Here. (Zarek) What is it? (Astrid) Arsenic and vomit. (Zarek) Really? And yet you managed to hack that up so quietly. Who knew? Thanks. I’ve never had vomit before. I’m sure it’s extra special. (Astrid)

ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.

I pray my companion, if he wishes for bread, to ask me for bread, and if he wishes for sassafras or arsenic, to ask me for them, and not to hold out his plate, as if I knew already.