Asparagus Quotations | Page 2

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.

Good asparagus needs minimal treatment and is best eaten with few other ingredients.

The last thing I want to do is cause loads of hype or problems, I just want to go in there and get my asparagus or whatever.

The German asparagus are fabulous.

Good luck with your asparagus.

Asparagus in a lean in a lean is to hot. This makes it art and it is wet weather wet weather wet

Marriage? It's like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance.

Pray how does your asparagus perform?

my rebelliousness went so deep that, faced with a can of asparagus that instructed me to open at this end, I always, stubbornly, opened it at the other.