I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi.
I really don't know whether any place contains more pianists than Paris, or whether you can find more asses and virtuosos anywhere.
I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
A pat on the back is six inches away from a kick up the ass.
Imagine--the whole world wired to Harry Cohn's ass!
The Wright Amendment is a pain in the ass, but not every pain in the ass is a constitutional infringement.
I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!
Sometimes, for principle, your gonna have to kick some ass.
I don't necessarily think of myself as a feminist, but I'm a whole person. I'm not just breasts or ass or thighs - I'm a whole being! And it just seems like women aren't necessarily striving to be the whole of themselves.
The Backstreet Boys can sing their asses off. I'm not so sure about those other boy bands. But Backstreet Boys have my ultimate respect.
Bite your teeth into the ass of life.
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food.
I'm an ass-kicking fat kid.
Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts and books, however, still passes for wise.
He "wasn't used to being criticized, and he never did get it through his head that's what politics is all about. He was used to getting his ass kissed."
Joan of Arc should be played as a "pain in the ass" and how do I know she was a "pain in the ass"? ... because they burn her at the end.
My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it.
I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.
Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears.
I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me.
Periodically I just notch up. And everyone among my colleagues thinks that Perfidia - in its accessibility, its big throbbing heart - will be the biggest notch up yet. We'll see what happens. It's on my ass.
It's possible that I shall make an ass of myself. But in that case one can always get out of it with a little dialectic. I have, of course, so worded my proposition as to be right either way.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
Imma violate yall asses like Chris Stokes.
Go against me nowwww I dare you Bambi
If he gimme the word then I'm flippin the bird & then I'm spinnin around & I'm grippin the burn
Now all my niggas gettin buck Overbite
Bad as I wanna be. She aint bad, she a sad little wannabe.
That's the kinda dude I was lookin fo & yes you'll get slapped if you lookin hoe
Gettin at Weezy you comin through me-zy & I won't hesitate to do anyone greasy
Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!
Just because I'm not coordinated doesn't mean I can't kick your ass.
I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.
All my compatriots are asses compared to me.
If something's bugging my ass on any particular day, I'm probably going to say something about it, but I'm not going to go on a tirade.
A fire lit under my ass? Yeah, that's true. No time to waste.
Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.
Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass?
Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?
I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.
Do your homework and know your business better than anyone. Otherwise, someone who knows more and works harder will kick your ass.
The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.
We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.
I want to live a really positive ass life. No matter what is in the media about me or what's said in the comments.
The only thing worse than starting something and failing... is not starting something.
A lot of social media saved my ass, so I'm totally for it.
It's fun to kick ass and show that other dark side of yourself as well.
Soderquist's Paradox: There are more horses' asses than horses.
Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.
I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.
After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.
An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig.
I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet
LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!
Kickin', ass takin' names, cashing checks, and breakin necks, the champ is here.
Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one's fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed up in two short words: bust ass.
I showed sideboob. I don't need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don't get both.
If only all our conflicts could be resolved with a few grunts and a smack in the ass.
Potential is synonymous with getting your ass kicked.
A stubborn ass needs a stubborn driver
I've made an ass of myself so many times I often wonder if I am one.
The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your ass in the chair.
writing = ass + chair
I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.
It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me.
You could smell my ass from mars.
I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it.
Terror is the desire to save your own ass, but horror is rooted in sympathy.
Don't let a kick in the ass stop you. It's how you cope that says what you are.
I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands.
They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most.
It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.
You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!
Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.
If you really want to make a change, just get up off your ass and do it.
Form ever follows function.
By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated.
What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren't words for that.
My family and my friends-they keep me grounded. Especially my mom, because she would kick my ass if I was to change.
You don't need a bus pass/ You need to bust your ass
If I were 50 years younger, I would kick your ass
FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.
Just relax and breathe through your ass.
We all just want to sit on our ass.
If you fall on concrete, that's yo ass fault
A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did.
Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses....
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass
The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.
If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth
It is idle to play the lyre for an ass.
Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass!
And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?
You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!
We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass.
Put your ass where your heart wants to be.
All of us are subjected to somebody else's power at some point. So once in a while you kiss ass. So what? Either you make your peace with that early, or you end up living your life as a crank and a misfit.