A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence.
A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.
Being a barber is about taking care of the people.
When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head.
In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a restaurant I went to. I didn't know anyone unknown who didn't become famous.
Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.
This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet in The Music Man.
No barber shaves so close but another finds worke.