Birth Quotations | Page 8

A woman has the age she deserves.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

The egg it is the source of all To everyone's ancestral hall.

I think I'm finally growing up - and about time.

I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get.

At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum!

There are times to cultivate and create, when you nurture your world and give birth to new ideas and ventures. There are times of flourishing and abundance, when life feels in full bloom, energized and expanding. And there are times of fruition, when things come to an end. They have reached their climax and must be harvested before they begin to fade. And finally of course, there are times that are cold, and cutting and empty, times when the spring of new beginnings seems like a distant dream. Those rhythms in life are natural events. They weave into one another as day follows night, bringing, not messages of hope and fear, but messages of how things are.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.